kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via dutchster)

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

(via toocooltobehipster)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)